I don't need to meet Andy. I'm not interested in rubbing elbows with celebrity. I'm not interested in gaining any notoriety. The reasons I hang around here are;
- You guys are cool.
- Since I was a kid, I've always had to know the trick. I used to tape David Coperfield specials and play them back in slow motion.
- I'm obsessed with antisipating punchlines.
- I'm an active partisipant in perception manipulation. An AK faked death would be the greatest example since the freakin' trojan horse.
- I'm wacko
- There's nothing on TV
- After the initial bait, I can't seem to give up on the idea. It's like, I've waited THIS long, if I give up now, it'll be solved tomorrow and I'll miss the big reveal.
Ive been readin along for quite some time now but I never did done get up the grits to say somethin to yall.
I do rightly think ya'll are a buncha them macaroons with the cokeenut inside.
But here I am still a reading and a laughing and sometimes a laughing so hard that old Roger my dear companyun bloodhound looks up at me with his sad ol eyes as if to say I really dun lost it this time.
Because I like the twinkle that I saw in Andy's eyes.
And you guys are cool and all.
And I used to have a part time job (I moved back to the east coast in 03 too late in the year to teach) before I began teaching again with a lot of free time.