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Andy Kaufman's House of Chicken 'n' Waffles!
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The Matrix...

"This is not a simulated virtual world a la The Matrix. If you are approached by a man who tells you he can "free your mind," kindly give him the finger and tell him to f*** off. If you subsequently wake up in a pod of goo and have input/output jacks all over your body, that world is actually the second construct of reality. A virtual world within a virtual world. I made it all the way to the third world that was just pure white light, when a voice came to me and told me that I must return to the first world construct and fake my own death in order to show people "the door"."

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Then what?

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If you want to know the true nature of the Matrix, read Carlos Castaneda, or Daniel Quinn.

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That's what "Andy" posted on the Andy Returns blog. Found it curious, what with "Claire's affinity for mentioning the "matrix."

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Honeycombs and drones.

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any matrix references always make me doubt a persons awesomeness. Unless said reference includes the word craptastic.

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How about "pooh-falistic?"

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How about fece-tious.

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And what's up with the code?