"Clear Channel sucks because They Killed The Protest Song remember when musicians had the guts to speak out. When DJs had the nerve to point out the absurdities of the current administration. Now that CC runs the music industry we will never see another Bob Dylan"
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"My name is Ira Bland & I am president of the “Friends of Clear Channel” or FCC for short. Due to the “Events” of Super bowl Sunday we have no choice but to declare war on what we are calling “Titty Terrorism”. In this battle we will attack random targets of our choosing and all patriotic Americans have no choice but to blindly allow us to do as we please. We will be searching for what we are calling “Weapons of Mammary Destruction”.
It is obvious to us here at the “Friends of Clear Channel” that the biggest “Titty Terrorist” threat comes from subversive shock jock Howard Stern. There is no question that Stern is hiding “Weapons of Mammary Destruction” just below that skimpy outfit. One strategically planned costume malfunction and Howard Stern will single handedly destroy the moral fiber of this country. Now, please do not misunderstand
THIS IS NOT:
1. An attempt by the Bush administration to destroy Howard Stern, or anyone with the guts to speak out against them.
2. An attempt by Clear Channel to make soft donations in the form of fines to help the Bush cause.
3. An attempt by Clear Channel to replace Stern with a show they own… potty humor, laugh track, fart joke specialist “The Bob and Tom show”.
4. An attempt to promote our favorite website, Andy Kaufman Lives found at http://www.andykaufmanlives.com
Clear Channel killed the protest song… think about it. If you don’t get it, look into it.
Please remember, the more ridiculous the violation the more absurd the accuser sounds."
