someone left their door keys on Sunday. I thought it was Jacko but alas, no. They are linked by a Prada keyring. Whose are they.....I will return unless you're rich, in which case I'll send the boys round.
They are mine Stu, I thought I had lost them while I was rolling around in the mud in the No 16 shirt.
I'll drop them round later
he'll meet you outside