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Worth trying

Hi all
Just had to share this with you all, new hope for us seniors


California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as...







PINO MORE







I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE...
Donald

Re: Worth trying

Donald, you're a cod. I really believed there was such a wine until I came to the end.

As Billy Connolly says, "When you get old, pee as often and wherever you can". BUT, be very careful when it comes to a fart.

VERY TRUE.

Re: Worth trying

Donald, That was a good one. As a foreign friend said to me after telling me a secret & I asked him where he heard it "I heard it in the vineyard" he whispered.
Hen.