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Words of Wisdom

Hi all
Got a mail today from a friend containing sayings from Peter Kay. I never heard of him but like this one.
Donald

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I
realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him
to forgive me.

Re: Words of Wisdom

Hi Donald, that's what's called using your initiative. I must have thought like that when I stole the red book in school.

Re: Words of Wisdom

Donald, again am writing this with difficulty, cannot even check it. My screen is flashing away like a good 'un. Just to lget you know that there is a beer festival in hilden Brewery (Gordon's old house) this Sunday.

Re: Words of Wisdom

Donald, I've been reading those. Liked these:
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Re: Words of Wisdom

Donald, I forgot to say that "God helps those who help themselves". I thought of that when I stole the wee red book in school. (not).