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Colin(Nobby) Clarke
Jul 25, 08 - 2:27 PM |
German Technology
German guy approaches prostitute and says,I vish to buy sex vit you! OK says the girl I charge 100euros an hour ,istgood,but i must warn you ,i am a little kinky. No problem she replies cautiously,i can do a little kinky.So of they go to the girls flat,where the German produces four large large bedsprings and a duck caller.I vant you to tie ze springs to your handz and kneez,the girl finds this very strange but complies fastening the springs to her hands and knees. Now pleez you vill get on your handz and kneez,she duly does this balancing on the springs.You vill pleez blow zis duck caller as i make love to you .She finds this all very odd,but figures it harmless and the guy is paying.The sex is fantastic. the energetic bounces her all over the all the time with her honking on the duck caller.T he climax is most sensational she has ever experienced and its several minutes before she recovers her breath,Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing ----What do you call that she asked!! WAIT FOR IT-------AH Says the German. ""FOUR SPRUNG DUCK TECHNIQUE. |
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PREW
Jul 25th, 2008 - 5:02 PM |
Re: German Technology
Now come on Nobby surely you can be more explicit than this,remember you was in 68bty and we had to keep things clean and sparkling,including the jokes. Now my tongue is firmly in my cheek here. I didn't get it anyway,as the Artmistress said to the Bishop. |
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jock
Jul 26th, 2008 - 9:24 AM |
Re: German Technology
Nice one Nobby |
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chick
Jul 26th, 2008 - 2:55 PM |
Re: German Technology
I like that |
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chick
Jul 27th, 2008 - 6:49 AM |
Re: German Technology
Which Nobby Clark was this Prew??? |
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Colin (Nobby) Clarke
Jul 29th, 2008 - 4:38 PM |
Re: German Technology
Reply to Chicks message to Prew,Chick go back a couple of days to Jul27 footie photo im the one centre back row Keith the other Nobby isfar right at end back row hope that helps or go to 42oca message board June12 shows photo of you,Davy.yorky greed,me on front of veh at lippy Cheers Nobby |
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